There’s been a lot of negative reviews for Venom, the new comic book film based off
of the villain of Spider-Man, but is it as bad as everyone is saying? NO,
YOU’RE ALL WRONG IT’S A MASTERPIECE!!!
Who am I kidding, it’s bad, like really bad. Read on a find
out why.
Venom follows
Eddie Brock, an investigative journalist who’s trying to take down the head of
the Life Foundation, Carlton Drake. While investigating one of Drake’s
experiments, Eddie’s body merges with an alien symbiote – Venom - leaving him with
superhuman powers and a twisted alter ego.
The film was produced by Sony who have had a bit of trouble
with making Spider-Man films over the last few years. With Spider-Man now semi
back with Marvel Studios, the company have now gone down the route of making
money from the villains of the superhero instead. Now producers Avi Arad and
Matt Tolmach have had a boner for the character of Venom for a long time,
trying to greenlight a movie since the 90’s and shoe horning him into Sam
Raimi’s Spider-Man 3 despite the director’s
doubts. I’m going to assume that the producers are like most people who say they
“like” Venom but they don’t actually know that much about the character -
instead just like how cool he looks. Personally, I don’t think Venom is that
good of a character, I find him quite boring. His origin is pretty cool and is
well done in the Raimi films but overall he’s not that interesting. He’s just a
bit of a zombie Spider-Man and it wasn’t until recent times in the comics with
new hosts that his stories became less repetitive. So, as you can imagine, I’ve
not been that excited for this film.
Despite my lack of excitement for the character or the film,
my interest was piqued by the cast. Tom Hardy plays Eddie Brock/Venom, he’s
joined by Michelle Williams, Riz Ahmed and Jenny Slate. That’s a pretty stellar
cast and if you’re into your films you might be suckered into thinking that there
must be something in Venom that
grabbed these high-class actors’ interest. Well let’s just say there must have
been a lot of money on the table for this one… Michelle Williams especially
looks like she’s so bored with the film and her chemistry with Tom Hardy is so
non-existent. It’s uncomfortable to watch. Only Tom Hardy looks like he’s
having any fun with character and you can tell that he definitely puts his all
into the character - it’s enjoyable to watch and despite the lack of comic book
accuracy to the Eddie Brock character. He is actually a solid choice and it would
be good to see in a more thought out film. I don’t blame the cast, they all
have done and will do better.
So, the film is bad you get that but unfortunately, it’s not
even one of those films that’s so bad it’s good. The whole thing just feels so
uninspired and dull: the story is choppy and the heroes/villains seem to have
little to no motivation for their actions. It takes way too long for Venom to
actually come into play and although the film perks up a little when he does,
the character just feels messy and incomplete. His powers are all over the place
and his changing intentions come out of nowhere. The film feels like it was
made in the early noughties, when studios weren’t as sold on superhero films
and we got dumps like Daredevil and Catwoman. This film even comes complete
with dodgy CGI and messy visuals that disorientate you during action scenes.
It’s crazy to think that the producers - having wanted this film made since the
90’s - did not give any reason as to why this film should be made other that it
being a cash grab for the suckers who think Venom looks cool and believe
they’re in for a more adult take on the character. It’s dark alright but I’m
talking more in terms of the lighting.
This film frustrates me because it feels like uninspired and
lazy filmmaking personified. No offence to the crew that no doubt worked their
butts off to try and make something out of this but it was tainted from the get
go. I think it deserves this scathing review because it gives superhero films a
bad name. When made with love and effort superhero films can soar - look at Black Panther - but when these films are
made with no other thought than greed, well they look like Venom. As a fan of comic books and Spider-Man in particular, I
should be the prime target for this film; but I couldn’t care less. I also
really don’t care for the Spider-Man Villain universe without Spider-Man that
Sony are trying to set up, leave the characters alone.
Venom is not a
film, it’s a product. A product that looks cool but when you bite into it, it’s
mouldy and makes you ill. So yeah, I’m rating it a 1.5/5. Give it a miss.
So what did you think of the film? Am I right or am I wrong? Let me know in the comments below.
Thanks for reading!
